So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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