Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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