Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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