called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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