he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
