I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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