So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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