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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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