arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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