my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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