what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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