I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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