Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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