I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We have so much sex to catch up on
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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