Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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