Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Do plants get herpes?
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