Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So vagazzling was a success
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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