plz talk dirty to me
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Randomize
