I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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