So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize