i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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