Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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