$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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