I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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