Fine. I'll sleep in my office
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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