Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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