He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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