is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Everything about him screamed your future.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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