hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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