I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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