I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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