Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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