She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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