I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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