It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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