just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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