So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
