It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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