the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Randomize
