no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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