you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he thought i was a dude.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
