i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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