if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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