No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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