She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I looked at my own cervix.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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