Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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