He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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