I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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