I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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