how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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