He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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