sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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