my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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