it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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