So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize