forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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